Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) April 26, 2012
How much cocaine do I give a baby to make it stop crying? (Don't judge, its not my baby, & I'm not sure how much coke it's used to.)
— Ororo Munroe (@Storminika) April 26, 2012
どれどれ〜 おにいさんにおっぱいみしてみ〜
— キュー子(ろbot) (@DigitalCuko) April 26, 2012
話の返しに困った時は「ロックだねェ…!!」と言うと、大体なんとかなる。
— しおナ (@6si) April 27, 2012