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- I never believe it when a woman compliments me...b...
- Kinda think of twitter like "Sentences with Weirdo...
- Just think of how annoying all of us are in real l...
- "I can't cum when you're staring at me" is fun to ...
- There's nothing horribler than a word that isn't r...
- Be nice to girls if you want your penis in their m...
- I mean no disrespect, but if you yawn around me, m...
- Ughh...7 more hours till I can go home. Oh, sorry,...
- A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I coul...
- I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't rea...
- My driver's side window stopped working, so I'm pr...
- I know a lot about soda. I guess you could say I'm...
- Slugs are obviously snails that have been through ...
- Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen.
- Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great.
- People who talk about me when I'm not around, you ...
- "Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint." - mafia spelling bee.
- I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and I just took the ...
- I don't smoke to be cool, I smoke so no one asks m...
- Nice try, coconut milk, everyone knows coconuts do...
- "I don't even really have time for a girlfriend" I...