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- Twitter: "Where people are openly Gay and secretly...
- I love it that some of you guys say the really cra...
- Twitter should dump the little blue bird mascot an...
- Since Twitter:
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- New to Twitter? Have your "Safe Word", "Super Powe...
- You had me with your cleverly crafted tweet, rando...
- One man's "Eeewww" is another man's "I'd bang that...
- If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life...
- Every once in a while be nice to the people that a...
- Sure I'll quit Twitter.... Just as soon as someone...
- If you love someone, never set them free. Lock the...
- Difficult childhoods make the most interesting adu...
- I don't hate anyone, I just wish some people would...
- What woman say right before they kill you:
Wow.
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- The fastest diet is dumping all the negative peopl...
- Being a bitch doesn't mean you're tough; it just m...
- The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent...
- I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm mo...
- Sex is at the top of my food pyramid.
- It's easier to hold hands than it is to hold grudg...
- I don't always like where I've been.
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- Some make twitter a better place by being here.
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- Being naughty isn't a one time event; If done rig...
- Forgive yourself or live in regret.
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- Some people make you cry when you want to laugh.
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- Fact: People who don't act like cunts tend to get...
- Most Common Twitter Lies:
1. I won't tell anyone...
- It's a full moon. You know what that means? Fac...
- It's important to always be yourself, but it's mor...
- Letting go of something bad in your life, isn't a ...
- You can't correct the bad things from your past, b...
- The only job description the human heart has is to...
- Anger management classes are for pussies that can'...
- If you are clear about who you are as a person, ot...
- Wake up.
Login to Twitter.
Tweet.
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- Say what you will about the virtues of inner beaut...
- No matter how hard life is, it never ceases to ama...
- It's the angriest people that need the most unders...
- We used to be creative and used loud music and sex...
- Subtweets can't affect you if:
1. You don't read ...
- Thanks to all the people that make an effort to ke...
- When a disaster happens, often times it exposes be...
- Filling your vagina full of Skittles right before ...
- Before getting married, ask yourself: "Would I min...
- Twitter is perfect if you ever need a time stamped...