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- I don't know if I trust this map from Ayn Rand McN...
- I wish Hitler had ruined the soul patch instead.
- Fetaljuice, Fetaljuice, Fetaljuice! (water breaks)
- "Just all right?" –Jesus, aiming a rocket launcher...
- A cool thing: no matter where your brain may soar ...
- I like how "I like how" now means "I hate that."
- I wish I could press a finger to this loud, profan...
- Motion to rename diarrhea "craps lock." I am very ...
- Hey, if anyone has any terrible ideas, I've histor...
- *holds up the glistening miracle of your firstborn...
- Butter face? Pizza face? Why do ugly people sound ...
- He leans back, thoughtful. Turns his red cap aroun...
- "If you can't handle me at my Durst, you don't des...
- Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf d...
- Now imagine how close together the presidents' bod...
- What if "baby daddy" meant a father who was actual...
- "But I don't want to kiss," says Scalia. "Sorry, w...
- Ask your doctor if being a doctor is right for him...
- [sets down coffee] I'm a woman. But I have a man-s...
- It's weird that coward doesn't mean "toward a cow....