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- Dear female orgasm.......will you just hurry the f...
- Dear People Who Call Me From An Unknown Phone Numb...
- I have 7 feelings: Whiskey, bourbon, scotch, gin, ...
- If you're a man, and you know a little guy without...
- Hands are the best bras
- Remember when everyone wasn't a victim & life was ...
- 99% of your problems could be solved with a punch ...
- Midgets shouldn't be allowed to smoke cigarettes. ...
- Something blowjob. Xanax. Sob story no one gives a...
- If I don't offend you, I hope one of my retweets d...
- Men: Part of our job is leading women away from sa...
- I just retweeted someone with 100 followers, then ...
- What the fuck is a YOLO and can I shoot it?
- "Did you hear that!" - My dog, every fucking 5 min...
- Go make a woman smile. Women are magical, amazing ...
- You have 3K+ followers, follow 100, and you're ask...
- Newbies: Don't worry about ppl who unfollow. You d...
- You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
- My story in 140: Drugs. Parents divorced. Locked u...
- Adult Trick-or-Treating:
Walk around ringing door...
- People who unfollow because of the word cunt...how...
- |T|h|i|n|k| |I| |f|o|u|n|d| |s|o|m|e|t|h|i|n|g| |m...
- If you get that upset by some stranger you've neve...
- Wifey: I'm gonna watch a Lifetime movie.
Me: OK. ...
- My week on twitter:
Followed by stupid cunts.
Unf...
- You people seriously need to stop internalizing sh...
- Whenever someone says, "I gave it 110%!" I grab a ...
- If your pet has a middle name, fuck you for being ...
- My sister is alive! Woohoo!!! FUCK YOU whoever is ...
- Call me old fashioned but fuck you and die.