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- I've never had a walks of shame. I've only had wal...
- Men, of course we need you. Because, jars.
- Unlock your accounts so we can judge you.
- Whenever I see someone smoking weed in their car, ...
- I really don't see what the big deal is about swal...
- I like to follow new people on twitter and watch t...
- Sure, crazy women are the best fucks, but so is a ...
- If you can’t make me laugh, your dick better be hu...
- She can have anyone's attention, but she wants you...
- Even if women came with directions, you still woul...
- I'm a woman, I can love you and hate you at the sa...
- Stop being so hard on new tweeters. Like you knew ...
- All women really want is to be treated like you tr...
- We are trained since birth that happiness comes fr...
- Not that older women are better, we just let you s...
- What makes you beautiful is the way you treat othe...
- If he doesn't grab your hips and pretend to bone w...
- I'm hungry, so I opened a beer. Cooking is easy.
- I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy...
- Twitter is French for, your soul mate lives on ano...
- In my defense, I only fuck up the things that real...
- Real friends don't tell you it'll be ok. They brin...
- Got a DM from a girl letting me know she was unfol...
- For being a bunch of hermits who hate people, we s...
- I don't live in denial.
I live in the I don't re...
- Oh, you're getting your masters degree and working...
- The fact that I'm not sitting on a beach with a co...
- I maintain my happiness by not giving a flying fuc...
- I'll never have a six pack.
Who the fuck only bu...
- Oh, she can tie a cherry stem with her tongue?
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