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Whenever I think I’ve heard it all, some funny new...
The zipper to my pants is between my ears.
Believe me. Even if I could tone it down, I wouldn...
Listen. You call me a cunt and I’ll call you an am...
I like to mix in deep meaningful tweets with naugh...
If by “whores” you mean sexy, witty women who some...
I’ll start following the rules the day they make o...
The diamond thing is bullshit. Orgasms. Orgasms ar...
I don't have crushes. I have a to do list.
When a guy says “I love funny girls”… What he mean...
"Fuck you." - Sober me. "Fuck me." - Drunk me. "Fu...
Time wrinkles your body. Hate wrinkles your soul.
The most addictive drug is a person. The detox tak...
Courage is just fear that you learn to live with.
When guys joke about girls with small tits I laugh...
Respect for yourself is good morals. Respect for o...
If you’re on a diet or quit smoking I’ll never ask...
I don’t know how something that started as fun now...
It’s easier to love someone you don’t really know ...
If you dislike someone simply because they’re frie...
Sorry my DM feature is broken and I cannot reply. ...
Some people act like assholes simply because they ...
Childhood is over when you realize your parents ar...
I’ve done some extremely stupid things in my life....
The one who pushes everyone away is the one who wa...
"Oh no! A grown woman tweeted something about sex....
The louder the voice, the duller the mind.
The hardest person to forgive is the one who has h...
Some people live in sin. Some people live to sin. ...
If you can’t control your woman, you found a good ...
You guys are ridiculous. If we post self-pictures,...
Wow. One little drunk tweet about butt plugs and a...
I’ll never understand why some women play dumb to ...
Sometimes I think I’m smart. Then I remember I hav...
This guy just told me he could tell I lost weight ...
Arguing with a fool is the easiest way to become o...
Show me a woman that is happy with every part of h...
The soul would have no courage if the heart had no...
The best thing about being a financially secure wo...
Sometimes the world is hard to understand. But the...
I'd be a lot funnier if I was getting paid for thi...
Most people fear that they won’t fit in with the c...
Ladies, stick a tampon behind your ear and when so...
People who laugh at their own flaws never get insu...
And then alcohol said "tweet that shit, it's hilar...