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- Mystery bruises are god's little way of saying, "P...
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1. Drive like a dick.
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- My twitter handbook:
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- My hips don't lie. The bastards run around telling...
- There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat"...
- This is twitter, folks. Nobody is winning or losin...
- If this guy doesn't stop staring at my boobs, well...
- 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big rack. Th...
- Q: What's the easiest way to spot a vegan at a par...
- Men, love your woman in a way that she'll never be...
- If you love somebody and let them go, you're a fuc...
- I love you! I want you! I need you! I miss you! I'...
- My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adul...
- Fool me once, fuck you. End of story.
- I'm not the prettiest girl, or the smartest, I don...
- The prettiest girl in the room is the one who does...
- Men are easy:
Let them watch sports in peace.
Fu...
- Yes, women are crazy. But unless you want to go ba...
- Pizza face. Muffin top. Pancake ass. Gross people ...
- Whenever I hear somebody has paid for followers, I...
- If you're a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how...