収集されているツイート (21)
- "You're attachment is too large," my computer tell...
- You haven't really lived until you've spent months...
- "FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING USELESS ASSHOLE."
I ...
- How To Kill a Spider
Step 1: Oops, you missed
Ste...
- *man choking*
Is there a doc in the house?
*Dr Pep...
- Types of Weirdos:
1. ò
2. ó
3. ô
4. ö
5. õ
6. Eau...
- No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide ...
- I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching ...
- Ain't no party like a CIA party cause a CIA party ...
- "This can't be happening," Scissors repeats as Pap...
- Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't und...
- *wakes from coma*
*hits snooze button*
- Hot Singles in Your πr²
- *waiter delivers food*
"Enjoy your meal."
"You too...
- "Daddy, there's a mime under the bed!"
That's ridi...
- *dog reading birthday card*
[front] Who's a good ...
- Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please.
"You mean...
- *rolls an apple into hospital Emergency Room*
*do...
- *on a date*
(Ok, don't let her know you're an inf...
- *interrogating cat*
Admit it! You're a Communist!
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