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- "So you don't KNOW any of these people?" is a Face...
- I will star serious tweets.
I don't like them, but...
- You can try, but you can only hide psycho for so l...
- If my girlfriend is late for work & looking for ke...
- I love a good tweet with a typo, anything really b...
- Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day,
but give ...
- My "Savings Account" is just several pairs of unwa...
- Retweets are like sex, the only people that compla...
- I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.
- When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's n...
- I bet short people get really excited when they ac...
- I've noticed that some people here go to the effor...
- When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I ...
- It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Sc...
- Most people are assholes, and then there's the res...
- Love is a two way street but you have to be carefu...
- I told my mum about how you unfollowed me and she ...
- Just found out that people here have their own opi...
- I bet cats are pissed they can’t sit on television...
- You know she’s a keeper if she lets you drive Matc...
- Getting to know new people takes real fucking effo...
- Chocolate bullets America, that’s the answer to yo...
- It’s no fun being in my head believe me.
- She wanted to have my babies so I gave her my old ...
- I wanna be a catfish but I’m just too damn good lo...
- Speed dating would be great for me, I usually know...
- I like walking around shops picking up expensive u...
- Hey Australians who follow the wanker in the green...
- You can always tell when a guy is Italian because ...
- We are never, ever, ever putting that together. ~i...
- Just by opening my mouth I can turn a sure thing i...
- Sometimes I think everything’s fucked up & rui...
- My biggest fear is that I’ll reply to some idiot h...
- Your Lol completes me.
- I’m burning all my bridges but leaving a tiny plan...
- We're all our own worst critics, except for you, I...
- I saved all this money on eyeliner just by having ...
- Half the bad decisions I make are just because I’m...
- Whoever is in charge of my life has fucked things ...
- The trick here is to be nasty but nice. It’s a fin...
- Shut the fuck up about your midlife crisis, I’ve h...
- Remember the movie you were really looking forward...
- I might not be the easiest person to get along wit...
- I'd estimate about half the people here are probab...
- Abusing the liver might not heal the heart but tha...
- I just hope all these natural disasters don't get ...